*Comes to.  Shakes head*  Oh my! *Looks at calendar*  Oh God!  I have been out of my body for a month!  That must be some kind of record!

*Room dissolves into molecular structure.  CRACKS! her whip.  Room comes back into focus*

*Hurries to the phone, leaves messages for Edna May, William Shatner, Vinnie and Izzie, Dink and Bunny*  Quick!  Rally the troops!  I have returned to my body.  It is time to mount "Porcupine Love Song".  The time is rightt.  We're going back into rehearsal tomorrow night.  We open on the new moon --Saturday September 3--that's this Saturday! 

Get it together people!

Sorry for my long absence---but enlightenment has its challenges.

Kiss Kiss...put on those dancin' shoes!

Look for our grand opening—with real door prizes, including
free Nyquil cups and Dixie straws—coming your way soon!

Does it get any better than this? We think not.

                                                                                              
                                               Lexie Goodbody
                                               owner/manager & art curator